- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johan showering. . . AWK

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

liam buchan is gay !

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

A black guy with his family.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

THE GAME

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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