- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Hey

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

A russian gives away vodka.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

Hey, look under there! Under what?

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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