- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

I got shot once it hurt a lot

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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