Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Gestapo.

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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