- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

You just won the game...

1+1 =? Too

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

Homework.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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