- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Hippopatomous!

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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