- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

Waseem is not a funny guy!

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Where's my tractor?

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

A horse cantered into a bar.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Hey, look under there! Under what?

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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