Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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Type 2 diabetics

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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Who is a knob? ross d

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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