Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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space is fun

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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what's red and blue? your heart

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Blind people can't read this.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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