A baby seal walks into a club...

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

YEAH THEY DO.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

a ginger has a soul

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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