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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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