- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

women's rights

A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

kyle dosnt eat dick...

Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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