A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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fart+fart=poop

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The Barackness Monster

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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YEAH THEY DO.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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