- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

Smart Blondes

A horse cantered into a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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