What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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