A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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i love huge wieners.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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obama leadership

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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