what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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motley crew

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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19th amendment

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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The cow went moo

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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