A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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