What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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What is next?

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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You should never talk to strangers.

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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