- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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