what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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1 Jew XD

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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