A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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peter charastabopouloulous

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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knock knock who's there?

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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