why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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