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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Johan showering. . . AWK

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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