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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

A russian gives away vodka.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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