What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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fart+fart=poop

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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The Barackness Monster

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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