- Anti Joke

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

A baby seal walks into a club...

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

why did the black guy die? cancer

You just won the game...

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

what do gay people eat?? food