- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

Woman's rights.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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