Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

How do u shit With ur ass

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

Three blondes walk into a community college.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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