Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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