Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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