A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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