- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

don't look behind you

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

Turn around.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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