why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Joe Biden

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

Asians

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

women's rights

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

guess what what? nothing.

What is Earth made out of? Earth

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