Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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OGC - tilt your head

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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