- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

Where is my tractor?

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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