Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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