Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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