- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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