why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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your mom

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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