OGC - tilt your head

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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Blind people can't read this.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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dislike this...please.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Wade's the father

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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