- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

A jew go out of a bar

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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