What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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antijokes

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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asparagus

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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read this

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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