- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

what do gay people eat?? food

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