Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

i love huge wieners.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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