A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

No. Yes.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

*you're

Knock knock. Come in.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

what do you call a black man named mike

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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