Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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democracy

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What's dead? Your mum.

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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