- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

Nice weather we're having.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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