Hippopatomous!

The bird is not the word.... Its two

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

kiss me?

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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