- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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