What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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