i like tits

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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